We at Crystal Clear DM take pride in being on the cutting edge of digital marketing practices, but we also have deep roots and memories from the early days of the World Wide Web.
Almost exactly twenty years ago today, PC Magazine reported on a controversial new bill in congress that would have made it illegal to use the Internet while under the influence of
alcohol. As PC magazine explained, The Moniker Information Highway itself seems to be responsible for SB 040194 . . . Congress apparently thinks being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is.
In response to the article, Senator Ted Kennedys office was flooded with outraged calls for Lirpa Sloof, who was listed as the contact person for the bill. Not long afterwards, the Senators office had to issue a formal statement that not only
had he not cosponsored the bill, but that it didnt exist.
America had been hoaxed. April fools, Lirpa Sloof (read it backwards). Thanks PC Magazine.
We at Crystal Clear Digital Marketing want you to know two important facts about our company that are no joke:
- We will never hoax you. If we promise it, we will deliver it. And what we promise is that you will be amazed and delighted by the seamless digital marketing SYSTEM we build for you a SYSTEM that will work across ALL devices to connect you to current and future social patients more easily and profitably.
- We will be fools for your business. We will do what it takes to make your digital marketing SYSTEM a complete success, whatever it is. To play on some lyrics from the song Im a Fool for You, sung by the Queen of Soul herself, Aretha Franklin, We will give our everything to keep you. We will make it fun and we will make it work. Thats our money-back guarantee.
So dont be fooled by the competition. Try us and get everything you need to manage your social patients effectively, affordably and seamlessly. Call or write us today to find out more.